Da udder day someone say, "Badgermojo where did you come from and how did you get here?" So me pondered in me head a bit and me say.

"Brudder, I come from a world dat be magical. It be full of da magic, tings dat be wondrous and some tings dat be terrify'n. One day I be work'n me magic and someting goes horribly awry. Instead of me summon'n a critter, I done created a wormhole dat sucked me in and spat me out over dere." Waving me hand towards a spot in me cave.

I be hear’n a noise da udder night, so I jumped up and a ran out into da darkness. Me keen eyes did no change to da low light, so I done tripped over some boxes that were scatterd all around on da ground. I done yelled out, “Ya crazy lima bean, what yea be do’n leaven all dis tough around, now?” Den me eyes adjusted and da boxes were still closed.

I took da boxes inta me cave so I could see them in da light. I opened dem up and da world changed before me little peepers. D'air were a contraption and cords in dem boxes…… I be smart, doe. I saw paper with writing and pictures. After much beating with me trusty stick, I be here……

Where is here, don't know, but I am here. So dis be Badgermojo anwer’n questions dat you may have and mak’n you understand da universe.